The Thanks I Get

Doesn’t anyone show gratitude anymore? You go the trouble of going to the store, gathering the ingredients, cooking a nice breakfast, and serving it to her in bed. Do you get a thank you?
No! You get arrested for breaking and entering. And stalking.

I don’t suppose you’d be interested in dinner tonight…?

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