Their Only Use is Destruction

STOP ARSON! Tell Your Congressman Today: Outlaw Semi-Automatic Matches!
Especially this type: aggressive black with a high-capacity magazine. NO ONE “needs” one of these. Our Founding Fathers could never have imagined this destructive device.

Seriously: can you argue with the logic?

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