Be Careful What You Ask For
“The good ol’ days” weren’t always that good: we tend to forget the hard parts. Keep looking forward: better days are coming.
Covid
Quality Time with the Kids
NOW will you support a raise for teachers (and a cut in administrators to fund it)?
Let’s Play a Game
Or “The Incredible Shrinking Toilet Paper”. (Happily, the supply chain is starting to catch up.)
Live Long and Prosper
Shake hands?! Forget it! Spock had it right all along: this is how to “live long and prosper.”
Keep Your Priorities Straight
Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona!
Non-Handshake Deal
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.