We All Have That Friend….
You want my advice? It’s this: never ask for my advice.
You want my advice? It’s this: never ask for my advice.
And being right is no excuse. Besides: you’re probably wrong. Inspired by my buddy Ken in Fallon, Nevada.
We could inform you of your short-comings …but we still don’t think you’d get it.
If you want to see scary, hide my coffee. I dare ya.
No household should be without it.
Oscar Levant (1906–1972) was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor.
Uh oh: she’s clearly thinking about it. Better run!
Early mornings call for a good ol’ cup o’ joe. But, the real question is WHO is going to get up to make it!? (When I saw the photo my assistant picked for this one, I assumed the woman was speaking the caption. She thought it was the man speaking. Interesting generational difference.)
Those voices who sit in wait on either shoulder will lead you down two very different paths.
Choose One: “The world would be a much [better|worse] place if everyone drove like I do.”