Eyes Wide Open
Look back to learn and forward to change.
Look back to learn and forward to change.
Do you dare rise to the challenge? For some, it’s a really scary prospect.
It could be worse: you could have to run from them. So brush up on that cardio; you merely have to be a little bit faster than the other guy.
Hmm… maybe we are too easy. But what is it with the Eastern Europeans?
You want my advice? It’s this: never ask for my advice.
And being right is no excuse. Besides: you’re probably wrong. Inspired by my buddy Ken in Fallon, Nevada.
We could inform you of your short-comings …but we still don’t think you’d get it.
If you want to see scary, hide my coffee. I dare ya.
No household should be without it.
Oscar Levant (1906–1972) was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music. (Illustration: George Wachsteter (1911–2004))