“The war ended on April 9, 1865, when Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrendered to Union General Ulysses S. Grant. Confederate generals throughout the Southern states followed suit, the last surrender on land occurring June 23.” —Wikipedia
“Bartender! Another vodka and 7!” “I’m your wife, not a bartender. And I really think you’ve had more than enough.”
Sometimes I spread the occasions out over the years, because something might have changed.
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
NOW will you support a raise for teachers (and a cut in administrators to fund it)?
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.
You’ll learn a lot about yourself… and realize which friends are completely out of touch with who you are.
My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!
Don’t let the kids have all the fun!
And as ever, yanking on their “ears” is another effective option.