April Showers

Not just trucks: buses, ambulances, and pretty much every other vehicle on the road. THINK! And turn on your damned lights so we can see you!

Born a Sinner

“Activist”? If they say so. Ferroni is a history teacher at Union (N.J.) High School, named one of Men’s Fitness magazine’s “25 Fittest Men in the World” and People magazine’s “Sexiest Teacher Alive” …though it’s unclear whether or not that’s really a good thing.

More Needed

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” — Paul Fix (1901–1983), American film and television character actor best known for his work in Westerns.