Things I Will Not Judge You For:
• Sexuality
• Religion
• Race
• Nationality
Things I Will Judge You For:
• Grammar and spelling
• Whether you signal while driving
• How you treat clerks, cabbies & waitresses
• How you treat animals

This is one helpful way to decide whether someone should be your friend.

Happy 17th Anniversary to my best friend: my wife.

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