Rush Delivery

21st Century Package Delivery
UPS: “Tanya has your package on her truck. She’s one mile away and has two packages to deliver before yours. She will arrive in 7-10 minutes.”
FedEx: “Your package is between Nashville and you and scheduled to be there soon.”
USPS: “There’s a package? We don’t see any scans.”
Amazon: “Hey, you got a new couch for your living room! And, um, you didn’t get it from us….”

Our local UPS driver is, in fact, Tanya. She takes great care of us.

(Yeah, one of my sidelines is Get Out of Hell Free® cards. Tanya delivers them from the printer.)

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