Rush Delivery 14 September 201819 September 2018Categories Bureaucracy, Funny, Online Life by Randy21st Century Package DeliveryUPS: “Tanya has your package on her truck. She’s one mile away and has two packages to deliver before yours. She will arrive in 7-10 minutes.”FedEx: “Your package is between Nashville and you and scheduled to be there soon.”USPS: “There’s a package? We don’t see any scans.”Amazon: “Hey, you got a new couch for your living room! And, um, you didn’t get it from us….”Our local UPS driver is, in fact, Tanya. She takes great care of us.(Yeah, one of my sidelines is Get Out of Hell Free® cards. Tanya delivers them from the printer.) Comments and Nav are Below.