Holiday Cheer

Do not drink while wrapping holiday gifts. It’s just a thoughtless, rude thing to do.
Also, if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I’m gonna need it back. Thank you.

At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.


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