Who Did You Expect?

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg me to stop!
When I am finished you will be weak for days.
Sincerely, the Flu.

Doctor, doctor, give me the news;
I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you.
No pill’s gonna cure my ill;
I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you.
—Robert Palmer

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