I Hear You Calling…

“When the Past Calls,
Let It Go to Voicemail.
It has nothing new to say.”
–Mandy Hale

The “Decline Call” option on your phone is called the “FU button” for a reason. (Yep, it really is. Kids these days, eh?)


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