My Funeral Music

I Want a Closed-Casket Funeral.
However, toward the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop Goes the Weasel” repeatedly until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent, horrified anticipation.

I’m serious. You should be making a note of this. It goes well with my funeral instructions.


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