When I Die

When I Die
When I Die
…I sincerely want a friend dressed in this costume to attend my funeral, and hand out Get Out of Hell Free cards to all attendees.
Seriously: this post is a formal request to my wife.

I created this one in 2015 for my Get Out of Hell Free card site — and made sure my wife saw it. Posting it here is another way to make sure she does it, because I really am serious. This is the first of a two-parter: see next post.

When I Die

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