No Really: It Was an Accident

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm. I gave her the super glue by mistake.
It’s been a week so far, and she’s still not talking to me.

Don’t get any bright ideas.

Comments are Below — Found out why Facebook isn't showing comments lately: they couldn't find the Privacy Policy on this site. You know, the one that has been posted at starting the day this site went online. Yet they didn't bother to NOTIFY me that they were missing that URL. Now you know how much Facebook cares. Comments "should" return soon; don't know how long it takes for its systems to catch up. -rc