The Online Cure

I Looked Up My Symptoms on WebMD
and it turns out I have a severe case of Acute Hypochondria.
Seems I have to take a drug called Placebo to help.
Thank You Internet! I’ve been suffering from this for years, and the stupid doctors said it was all in my head!

Surprisingly, the doctor agreed with the diagnosis. He said if the usual dose of Placebo doesn’t work, he can increase the dose.


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