I Wouldn’t Risk This
I don’t think he’s kidding. Best to back out of the room, and go stock up before it’s too late.
Funny
Don’t Be So Touchy
The key? You don’t actually have to choose one of these. It’s just that most people do.
Spelling Counts
All these and more found recently on Twitter. Really: spelling counts! Colon* is not cologne**. * The section of the large intestine extending from the cecum to the rectum. ** A scented liquid made of alcohol and various fragrant oils. Also called eau de cologne. (Source: American Heritage Dictionary)
The Prime Directive
I took this photo at a friend’s house when we were staying the night. Couldn’t help but to notice the towels, and this is what I thought when I saw the towel rack. Yep: he’s a geek. Me, I’m just a nerd.
Tis’ the Season
Yep, it’s Wedding Season. Make sure you always have your smart phone handy to video those drunken “fails”.
Fidget Spinners
They’re not just for kids — and never have been!
Takes One to Know One
Sarcasm — it’s what’s for coffee break!
It’s Obvious in Black and White
Once you see it, it becomes blinding.
That Voodoo You Do So Well
Have you ever wondered if someone is in the shadows of the tree in your front yard, watching you as you watch TV all evening? Good.
Before the Prom
Well sure it’s staged, but it’s still cute (if a little bit disturbing). That’s his little girl! Just remember: no drinking and driving, and when she says no, that means no.