All these and more found recently on Twitter. Really: spelling counts! Colon* is not cologne**. * The section of the large intestine extending from the cecum to the rectum. ** A scented liquid made of alcohol and various fragrant oils. Also called eau de cologne. (Source: American Heritage Dictionary)
I took this photo at a friend’s house when we were staying the night. Couldn’t help but to notice the towels, and this is what I thought when I saw the towel rack. Yep: he’s a geek. Me, I’m just a nerd.
Yep, it’s Wedding Season. Make sure you always have your smart phone handy to video those drunken “fails”.
They’re not just for kids — and never have been!
Sarcasm — it’s what’s for coffee break!
Once you see it, it becomes blinding.
Have you ever wondered if someone is in the shadows of the tree in your front yard, watching you as you watch TV all evening? Good.
Well sure it’s staged, but it’s still cute (if a little bit disturbing). That’s his little girl! Just remember: no drinking and driving, and when she says no, that means no.
I’ll get the lawn chairs ready and make a beer run. We’ve got a lot of eating to do.
When opportunity knocks, you’ll open the door and find ..no one is there.