We All Have That Friend….
You want my advice? It’s this: never ask for my advice.
You want my advice? It’s this: never ask for my advice.
And being right is no excuse. Besides: you’re probably wrong. Inspired by my buddy Ken in Fallon, Nevada.
We could inform you of your short-comings …but we still don’t think you’d get it.
And as a reminder to keep your guard up. Robots are looking more and more human these days.
If you want to see scary, hide my coffee. I dare ya.
When you think about it, it’s the same rule as “Happy Wife. Happy Life.”
No household should be without it.
Maybe we can take a cue from our parents and interact with real people instead of the group of “friends” we only know through social media. Could be fun.
Early mornings call for a good ol’ cup o’ joe. But, the real question is WHO is going to get up to make it!? (When I saw the photo my assistant picked for this one, I assumed the woman was speaking the caption. She thought it was the man speaking. Interesting generational difference.)
SUBTEXT: I better invite all my friends over for a casserole to make sure they all still like me.