According to Science
This winter, Seattle was slammed with record-breaking snow — and now we know why!
Satire
Choosy Mothers
Even if vaccines did cause autism (and they don’t!), they’d still be worth it: the odds of severe disability or death are much higher than the fake risk.
Black Friday Tip
No exaggeration, and it’s been going on for a long time! Take a look at my own Black Friday video from 10 years ago (just 81 seconds):
Logical Conclusion
Jamie Farr, now the oldest surviving member of the M*A*S*H cast at 84, is one of two cast members to actually serve in Korea (the other: Alan Alda).
Not Even Once!
If you didn’t already know: René Descartes (1596-1650), Isaac Newton (1642-1726), Albert Einstein (1879-1955), and Stephen Hawking (1942-2018).
Follow the Directions
Of course if that doesn’t work review the earlier meme, This Gives Me a Headache.
The Evident Corollary
Price tags aren’t just expressed in money.
Stormtroopers
Of course, then they’d be able to hit their targets, so best not to try it.
Blade Runner 2049
A friend says 11, 257, 631, 919, and 1697 are the only “must sees” — but that makes me suspicious since 2049 isn’t a prime number.
The Ultimate Chick Flick
Or, as TV writer Rick Polito put it in a 1998 TV listing, “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”