Age Well Earned
Own those lines across your face: you earned them! They are the map of a life well lived.
Own those lines across your face: you earned them! They are the map of a life well lived.
And as usual, they don’t care that they’ll be harshly judged by history.
And I’d hate to go that long without access to high-quality cream.
If we want our youth to learn to think for themselves, we’re going to have to stand by while they make their own mistakes — just like you did.
I’ve always loved this quote, but research doesn’t find an author.
But other than that, I love the calendar: I can ignore it for weeks, and it’s always right where I left it.
Remember those late night texts? The person on the receiving end does. And, don’t worry, your phone can remind you of your indiscretions once your blurry vision clears up.
The difference between Christians and atheists isn’t all that big: there are at least 2,500 gods that humans believe in. Christians don’t believe in 2,500+ of them, and atheists don’t believe in 2,501+ of them.
Dag-nab-it! I’ll have to find a new hobby…
OK, maybe a little slice. Well, not THAT little! And a little scoop of ice cream on top. Wait, not THAT little….