That Voodoo You Do So Well

Do you ever get a shooting pain across your middle, like someone has a Voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it with gleeful malevolence?
No?
Hm.
How about now?

Have you ever wondered if someone is in the shadows of the tree in your front yard, watching you as you watch TV all evening?

Good.

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