Fountain of Youth
My favorite: Sobieski Espresso vodka (Poland, made from rye — but discontinued, the bastards!) with Stirrings Espresso liqueur (USA, also discontinued).
Drugs & Alcohol
Situational Awareness
Buddies have sometimes taken a police car, but they not only didn’t get home, it was a lot more expensive.
Without Compromise
Except criminals: for them, it’s one strike and they’re out — for life!
It Only Goes So Far
Day 2: start with the Oreos and ice cream, and see how it goes the rest of the day.
Just Not Fair
That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!
Dark Matter 2
2 of 2 (see previous) The Czech Republic leads in beer consumption, with more than 137 liters sold per capita in 2017 (Statista).
That’s One Way to Look at It
Perspective is everything.
True Romance
“If by ‘Free Spirits’ you mean an open bar, then yes, I love Free Spirits.”
Follow the Directions
Of course if that doesn’t work review the earlier meme, This Gives Me a Headache.
I’ll Drink to That
Why three? Because the doc said not to do doubles anymore.