No Trespassing
No, don’t come visit. I need the driveway clear because I’m expecting a package from Amazon …every day.
Funny
By Men, for Men
Sorry, this was sold out within an hour of announcement. Reserve early for next year! (Meanwhile, romantics will have to be content with last year’s more sappy Valentine’s meme.)
Ya Gotta Believe
I’ve seen it attributed to Kurt Vonnegut. Supposedly the full context is….
Accurate Definition
But the adults typically don’t pay the teens anywhere near enough.
Murder Scene
I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.
Cold As Hell
Hell, Michigan, is real too: not actually a city, it’s an unincorporated community in Putnam Township, about 15 miles north of Ann Arbor.
Obsession
“See, that’s exactly the problem with you! You call them ‘strangers’, but they’re my people!”
Relatively Friendly
I’d give anything to my best friend! Well, I’d at least loan it to him, but at a discounted interest rate.
The Eternal Question
Hey, if you don’t know by now, maybe you should wear the Cone of Shame!
Nor Your SSD
In the Olden Days of computing, defragmentation of your hard disk was a good idea. It’s less so these days, and actually wrong to do with a Solid State Drive.