Sounds of Contentment
Especially when you get it on the first try. The simple things in life are so often the best.
Especially when you get it on the first try. The simple things in life are so often the best.
Pretty much every parent in the world can instantly relate to this.
Note: If you call by phone, don’t leave a voicemail since it’s unlikely I’ll ever call you back: after all, I didn’t answer, did I? Start over with #1.
“A hospital? What is it?” “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
Not that I expect ticket sales to go down — but stop with phone fiddling while driving!
As for me, my suit and ties have gathered a lot of dust just hanging there all these years.
Even if vaccines did cause autism (and they don’t!), they’d still be worth it: the odds of severe disability or death are much higher than the fake risk.
It will be a struggle that I will have to bear. Please carry on without me. (If you didn’t already know, my primary presence on Facebook is here.)
Barista! Hit me again!
That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!