Please Follow Instructions
“Why can’t people just do as they’re told?!” Maybe because you don’t even listen to yourself? (And yes, this is absolutely real: screenshot taken when I was renewing my passport.)
Funny
Gosh Facebook — Thanks!
My love/hate relationship with Facebook takes another step toward “hate” every few days.
Demand Smarter
And what’s the point when most people just watch stupid shows?
I’m An Expert: Don’t Try This at Home
I’ve been meaning to post this one for a long, long time.
Would You Like Fries with That?
That was just one of the many things Jane didn’t understand in her young life.
No Handicap Here
“Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.” –Will Rogers
Pride Goeth Before the Fall
His wife, who couldn’t make it that night, was insistent that he get a good photo of her first-born’s milestone. “Let me see!” See what I mean about the “fall”?
No Really: It Was an Accident
Don’t get any bright ideas.
The Never-Ending Problem
Actually, I don’t get food in mine — not even sprayed coffee. Having an Author’s Cat, I get hair in mine. Way, way too much hair.
Dickens’ Final Ghost
As a final chance at redemption he will be visited by three spirits …and then this guy. Merry Christmas from Randys Random.