Self-Inflicted Pain
Tomorrow we can shoot for three minutes. We’ve all gotta start somewhere.
Tomorrow we can shoot for three minutes. We’ve all gotta start somewhere.
The Colorado Territory became the 38th State of the Union on August 1, 1876 — 141 years ago today. In the state, it’s “Colorado Day”.
I know a lot of women who will identify with this. But I see their heroism, and know the former is more likely than the latter.
Once seen, some things are pretty hard to un-see. The Wild West still exists — online.
You never know when — or where — someone is going to whisper something into your ear.
Own those lines across your face: you earned them! They are the map of a life well lived.
Surprisingly, the doctor agreed with the diagnosis. He said if the usual dose of Placebo doesn’t work, he can increase the dose.
And I’d hate to go that long without access to high-quality cream.
When I saw this with the “What’s Missing?” caption on Facebook, my immediate thought was “a cardiologist.” And, an English breakfast? Yeah: baked beans, bangers, roasted tomatoes, and HP sauce definitely tag it as British. What do you think it’s “missing”?
Yeah, I know: you’re at the end of your rope when it comes to terrible puns, so I look forward to seeing the comments thread.