Cinco de Mayo
I sure as hell hope you didn’t think I’d do some stupid mayonnaise joke!
Funny
A Special Day for Star Wars Fans
Enough to make most hard-core F&SF fans sputter.
My Funeral Music
I’m serious. You should be making a note of this. It goes well with my funeral instructions.
We Told You
We were very clear. You should have listened. We’re experts.
Putting the Fun Back in Funerals
Boy, I sure hope that chute can be pointed in another direction. It’s nice to know that some morticians can be chipper!
To Get My Attention
Of course, if no coffee is immediately available, this tactic could lead to a slow and very painful death.
Uncomfortably Close to the Truth
I didn’t say how it should work, just how it does work. And really: can you argue that this hasn’t been done repeatedly?
Love in the Morning
O’ ye sweet, bitter mistress…. Well, plus a dollop of heavy cream.
Nike’s Slogan: Not Always Appropriate
Face it, Nike: not everything is a good idea to “do”!
You May Be a Redneck If…
You may be a redneck if you look at this and think, “You know, that just might work!”