Brave New World
I like that this is positioned right next to a big Brother printer. They’re everywhere! P.S.: If you do have an Amazon Echo, ask that question: there’s an answer ready!
Funny
And They Said We Weren’t All the Same
And yes, your girlfriend just might be manlier than you…
When Mommy is a Marine
Wish I knew who the gal is — I’d love to have her behind me anytime I had to venture into a dark alley.
Things Haven’t Changed Much
Of course, “not guilty” would be a bald-faced lie.
That’s Not Funny
My actual philosophy on whether a topic is OK for joking was best expressed by Dennis Miller…
Needless to Say
Luckily, the “right cross response” and slapping seem to be out of fashion these days.
Cinco de Mayo
I sure as hell hope you didn’t think I’d do some stupid mayonnaise joke!
A Special Day for Star Wars Fans
Enough to make most hard-core F&SF fans sputter.
My Funeral Music
I’m serious. You should be making a note of this. It goes well with my funeral instructions.
We Told You
We were very clear. You should have listened. We’re experts.