Be Careful What You Ask For
“The good ol’ days” weren’t always that good: we tend to forget the hard parts. Keep looking forward: better days are coming.
Headlines
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
I hate autoplay videos. Ironically, newspaper sites are among the worst offenders, but of course TV news sites are pretty bad too.
Quality Time with the Kids
NOW will you support a raise for teachers (and a cut in administrators to fund it)?
Let’s Play a Game
Or “The Incredible Shrinking Toilet Paper”. (Happily, the supply chain is starting to catch up.)
Keep Your Priorities Straight
Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona!
Non-Handshake Deal
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.
Cold As Hell
Hell, Michigan, is real too: not actually a city, it’s an unincorporated community in Putnam Township, about 15 miles north of Ann Arbor.
Dark Matter 2
2 of 2 (see previous) The Czech Republic leads in beer consumption, with more than 137 liters sold per capita in 2017 (Statista).
Dark Matter
Over 2.25 billion cups of coffee are consumed in the world every day. 1 of 2 (see next)
Logical Conclusion
Jamie Farr, now the oldest surviving member of the M*A*S*H cast at 84, is one of two cast members to actually serve in Korea (the other: Alan Alda).