Daddy Warbucks Downgraded
He’ll have to take out a line of credit just to kiss her hand like that.
Relationships
What Dreams May Come
“To sleep, perchance to dream — aye, there’s the rub, for in this sleep of death what dreams may come….” (Hamlet)
Two Kinds of People
And then they wonder why people don’t like being around them. Your job in life: to be the first kind of person, and maybe, just maybe, help the second kind of person to get past that. (Photo: detail of Elise Fountain in Aachen, Germany)
You Gotta Change Up Your Yin to Get the Right Yang
And there’s a lot of negativity out there these days….
Be the Reason
“Iced tea.” With that smile?! Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Brotherly Advice
Of course, he also said “Stop crying, or I’ll give you something to cry about.”
Why I Married Her
I mean really: if they don’t have a brain, your life’s an endless pain!
Historical Marker
Sadly, no one knows where this sign is.
Cupid’s Got Aim
Whoever told me to follow my heart is going to get shanked. Follow your brain. Your heart’s an obliviot.
And Ever It Has Been the Case
Seriously: who cares what “they” think! Make up your own mind. Think for yourself! If, uh, you don’t mind my suggesting it.