It Was Just a Fling
Oh, Veronica! I told you not to! Jimmy Buffett says “It’s a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling,” so be sure to think before you ink.
Relationships
Uniting the Masses Requires ONE Thing
Of course, politicians prefer “Us vs. Them” — which only unites us …only briefly.
Ooh! A Squirrel!
Yep: I’m an adult with ADD/ADHD. On the plus side, I can focus on productive work for hours, and get more done in a day than some people can in a week. But only if it’s interesting work….
Tis’ the Season
Yep, it’s Wedding Season. Make sure you always have your smart phone handy to video those drunken “fails”.
Memorial Day Story
I wanted to know the story behind this photo, so I researched it….
Takes One to Know One
Sarcasm — it’s what’s for coffee break!
That Voodoo You Do So Well
Have you ever wondered if someone is in the shadows of the tree in your front yard, watching you as you watch TV all evening? Good.
And They Said We Weren’t All the Same
And yes, your girlfriend just might be manlier than you…
Needless to Say
Luckily, the “right cross response” and slapping seem to be out of fashion these days.
My Funeral Music
I’m serious. You should be making a note of this. It goes well with my funeral instructions.