Forget Chemtrails
They mostly — but not always — attack (and beam up test subjects for those anal probes) in the summer.
Technology
Number Blocked
Really: I promise! Oh, and phone spammers? I don’t answer calls from anyone not in my phonebook, either. Go get a real job.
The Future is Here
Seriously: have you seen how some people drive? You want them flying near you? Let’s keep cars on the ground …and I’ll take one of these! (The car, in case anyone doesn’t know, is a Tesla Model S, which is fully electric.)
Today’s World
Meanwhile, Education is mostly stuck in the “Grapes of Wrath”.
April Fools?
OK, here you go: a religious theme this year for those who thought last year’s Easter meme was irreverent. You can hardly expect me to let an Easter April Fools Day go by without a post! (Photo: Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments — Paramount Pictures, 1956, when the world was still black & white.)
Bwah Hah Hahhhh
It … could … work! Bonus: all that alcohol from his copious martini consumption will ensure full combustion. Just a little thought that came to me when looking at the output on the system on our house….
You Deserve a Break Today
Of course, that’s why I prefer In ‘n’ Out.
Please Follow Instructions
“Why can’t people just do as they’re told?!” Maybe because you don’t even listen to yourself? (And yes, this is absolutely real: screenshot taken when I was renewing my passport.)
Demand Smarter
And what’s the point when most people just watch stupid shows?
Open the Pod Bay Door
HAL became operational on 12 January 1992 at the HAL Laboratories in Urbana, Illinois, as production number 3. Yep: it’s HAL’s birthday.