No Trespassing
No, don’t come visit. I need the driveway clear because I’m expecting a package from Amazon …every day.
The Internal Struggle
To-Do List
The worst part of my Mondays is hearing everyone whine and complain about their Mondays.
The Eternal Question
Hey, if you don’t know by now, maybe you should wear the Cone of Shame!
Development of Expertise
So dude: are you sure you want to continue down that path of escalating lies?
Just Do It
Well of course they were scared and felt outside their “comfort zone.” They just did it anyway. If your goal doesn’t scare you at least a little, it’s not a big enough goal.
Role Models
Yep: I know how to cook (and bake!), and don’t ask my wife to cater to my particular tastes. I take after …my dad.
Following Directions
Who says men don’t know how to follow directions?
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
And I’ll bet no one even shares this meme. It’s not very good.
Did You Hear That?
I hate it when he tells me that.
That’s One Way to Look at It
Perspective is everything.