Obvious
Heck, I didn’t even need to make the graphic!
TV/Movies
Superpowers
The Waltons (heir to the Walmart fortune) are worth a combined $249.7 billion, according to Forbes.
Looks Like Wrath Found Him
Ricardo Montalbán in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Khan liked to quote Melville.
Let’s Play a Game
Or “The Incredible Shrinking Toilet Paper”. (Happily, the supply chain is starting to catch up.)
Live Long and Prosper
Shake hands?! Forget it! Spock had it right all along: this is how to “live long and prosper.”
Good Advice
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
Rabbit Ears
And as ever, yanking on their “ears” is another effective option.
Priorities Straight
Could be worse: their heroes could be people who make millions keeping the ball away from other people making millions.
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Then Cinderella ran screaming into the night, and was never seen nor heard from ever, ever again. The end. Well, Happy Halloween anyway.
TV’s Poet Laureate
Julius “Nipsey” Russell was an American comedian, poet, and dancer best known for his appearances as a panelist on game shows.