Social Media
What? No mayo? Get that thing out of here and don’t ever come back! *slam*
Weird
Four Months to Go
If there is a god, She has a wicked sense of humor. And we still have a third of the year to go!
Venn Diagram
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
Enforcing Social Distance
I wouldn’t say science fiction writers lacked vision, but did ANY describe pool-noodle hats to enforce social distancing? Yeah, I didn’t read that one either.
My Boss and Me
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
Side Effect
From True editor Dottie in Missouri. (Yeah, I know the art is old: if it was modern they’d be reading their phone.)
For the Betterment of Food
Stand firm and chant with me: “Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos!…”
Restroom Signs
#1 of 2 (#2 is here) — and no, I “don’t mean anything funny” with the labels “#1” and “#2”.
Backwards
He went GAGA AT her lack of TACT, and she AT his TAT of his CAT. (Yes, I know many won’t “get” that line.)
Godzilla!
The practice of saying “God bless you” when someone sneezes dates goes back centuries, apparently due to….