After Black Friday
I know that eventually they’ll catch on and stop, so then I’ll put it on a neighbor’s porch. #&*@ the porch pirates!
Animals
Not Worth It
Bacon hasn’t killed me yet — but the taste of kale just might.
The Dog Knows
This concept came to mind at 1:00 a.m. Thursday night, so I grabbed my phone and emailed it to myself to be sure I didn’t forget it.
Makes Me Grumpy
And sorry, but it’s true. Goodbye Tardar Sauce (her real name).
I Otta Belt You
Yes, I know it’s an illustration, not a real photo: extra points if you know why that’s obvious! Also, if you don’t get it, 1) Shame on you! and 2) Read this right now.
A Strange Compulsion
And the hare, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you. —Leviticus 11:5
Sounds of Contentment
Especially when you get it on the first try. The simple things in life are so often the best.
In the Wild
Pretty much every parent in the world can instantly relate to this.
The Eternal Question
Hey, if you don’t know by now, maybe you should wear the Cone of Shame!
Nor Your SSD
In the Olden Days of computing, defragmentation of your hard disk was a good idea. It’s less so these days, and actually wrong to do with a Solid State Drive.