Now That Mother’s Day is Over
She’s still a good mother: she carried me for 9 months physically, and for 29 years financially.
Children
Mother’s Day
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
When Mommy is a Marine
Wish I knew who the gal is — I’d love to have her behind me anytime I had to venture into a dark alley.
Or When No One is Looking
Loyalty lies in the eyes of those you have helped, with no reward or acknowledgement needed.
Have You Checked the Baby?
In the meantime, she looks pretty comfortable.
Parenting Is a Chore
Sure you think “Dad x” is a genius. But then, how are they supposed to email him?!
Kids Today
Of course, I later learned how to spell and write complete sentences, so maybe I came out ahead …thanks to the extra minerals.
Hash Tag? You Mean Pound Sign?
You are dated the instant you have to ask what “lmk” or “idk” or “ftw” means.
Unrealistic Images
“We can each define ambition and progress for ourselves. The goal is to work toward a world where expectations are not set by the stereotypes that hold us back, but by our personal passion, talents and interests.” –Sheryl Sandberg (1969- ), Chief Operating Officer of Facebook
Quote of the Day
And since I think some will whine at this one, a quote from Dennis Miller: