Non-Handshake Deal
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.
Funny
Even Your Friends Won’t Tell You
There are so many (SO many!) this has applied to in my life.
For the Betterment of Food
Stand firm and chant with me: “Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos!…”
Restroom Signs 2
#2 of 2 (#1 is here). I like the centaur …and the fact that the alien is hovering just a little bit higher.
Restroom Signs
#1 of 2 (#2 is here) — and no, I “don’t mean anything funny” with the labels “#1” and “#2”.
You Know Me So Well
You’ll learn a lot about yourself… and realize which friends are completely out of touch with who you are.
Backwards
He went GAGA AT her lack of TACT, and she AT his TAT of his CAT. (Yes, I know many won’t “get” that line.)
For Optimum Health
My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!
Godzilla!
The practice of saying “God bless you” when someone sneezes dates goes back centuries, apparently due to….
Large Following
Yeah, I know, I know: that just stinks. But that’s the way it is.