Backwards
He went GAGA AT her lack of TACT, and she AT his TAT of his CAT. (Yes, I know many won’t “get” that line.)
Funny
For Optimum Health
My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!
Godzilla!
The practice of saying “God bless you” when someone sneezes dates goes back centuries, apparently due to….
Large Following
Yeah, I know, I know: that just stinks. But that’s the way it is.
Good Advice
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
Rabbit Ears
And as ever, yanking on their “ears” is another effective option.
You’re SO Old
Happily, for most older means wiser. If you don’t want to be ignored then, you need to stop ignoring them now.
Burning the Midnight Oil
There’s no way they’d do something sneaky in the middle of the night …right?
Who Did You Expect?
Doctor, doctor, give me the news; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. No pill’s gonna cure my ill; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. —Robert Palmer
Holiday Cheer
At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.