You’re SO Old
Happily, for most older means wiser. If you don’t want to be ignored then, you need to stop ignoring them now.
Funny
Burning the Midnight Oil
There’s no way they’d do something sneaky in the middle of the night …right?
Who Did You Expect?
Doctor, doctor, give me the news; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. No pill’s gonna cure my ill; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. —Robert Palmer
Holiday Cheer
At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.
In This Day and Age
On the other hand, when is the last time you saw a tree Tweeting? No, I mean the online kind….
No Escape
I hit “Control” every time the boss walks by, but that never works either.
Sacrilegious
Federal regulations protect you from that …if you pay attention.
After Black Friday
I know that eventually they’ll catch on and stop, so then I’ll put it on a neighbor’s porch. #&*@ the porch pirates!
Black Friday
Go shopping today?! Not on your life. Today through the end of the year is the span for me staying a minimum of 5 miles from any mall.
Staying in Shape
This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.