Common Sense
That completely makes sense to me.
Funny
The Entrepreneur’s Response
It’s National Small Business Week. Most small business owners greatly undervalue their work — which often leads to customers undervaluing them too.
Statuesque
Photo: statue of Molly Malone in Dublin, Ireland.
I Otta Belt You
Yes, I know it’s an illustration, not a real photo: extra points if you know why that’s obvious! Also, if you don’t get it, 1) Shame on you! and 2) Read this right now.
Battery Low
And if you don’t get up to deal with it, you’re not getting back to sleep no matter what.
It Only Goes So Far
Day 2: start with the Oreos and ice cream, and see how it goes the rest of the day.
A Strange Compulsion
And the hare, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you. —Leviticus 11:5
Irish Invention
I came up with this as my wife (who is of Irish descent) was going to sleep Saturday night — and of course I told it to her as I turned out the light!
Cure What Ails You
Mmmmmmmmm… bacon! Another four slices couldn’t really hurt, could it? Pass the plate!
Listen Carefully
Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Uh huh. Yes, dear. Absolutely. Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Wait… what?