First Day
OK, OK. Let me see the pic of your kid.
Funny
Facebook: Not for Children
Once they fully understand, switch to something nicer, like horror stories.
The Onion
The matryoshka dolls, also known as Russian nesting dolls, were first made in 1890 by Vasily Zvyozdochkin (1876-1956). The name literally means “little matron,” and is a diminutive form of Russian female given name “Matryona” or “Matriosha.” There was a great matryoshka gag in Waynovision back in 2016.
Curse Cursive
I had something really interesting to say in this spot, but I can’t read my notes.
Browser Wars
It used to be a browser was a browser, but then the dollar signs got into everyone’s eyes. (You know Google dropped the “Don’t Be Evil” motto in 2015, right?)
No Bones About It
I know, I know: some people won’t find this humerus.
Highly Efficient III
Although Texting is really giving it a run for its money.
Highly Efficient Too
Although Twitter is really giving it a run for its money.
Highly Efficient
Although Facebook is really giving it a run for its money.
Context Matters
Pet store photo — and the text added to it, even the title — by my friend Al Boss (who even has a super-cool name, and provided permission to use his photo and words here).