Rush Delivery
Our local UPS driver is, in fact, Tawnya. She takes great care of us. (Yeah, one of my sidelines is Get Out of Hell Free® cards. Tawnya delivers them from the printer.)
Funny
Now That You Think of It
Plus, “ET-The Extraterrestrial” would be abbreviated ET-TE.
First Day
OK, OK. Let me see the pic of your kid.
Facebook: Not for Children
Once they fully understand, switch to something nicer, like horror stories.
The Onion
The matryoshka dolls, also known as Russian nesting dolls, were first made in 1890 by Vasily Zvyozdochkin (1876-1956). The name literally means “little matron,” and is a diminutive form of Russian female given name “Matryona” or “Matriosha.” There was a great matryoshka gag in Waynovision back in 2016.
Curse Cursive
I had something really interesting to say in this spot, but I can’t read my notes.
Browser Wars
It used to be a browser was a browser, but then the dollar signs got into everyone’s eyes. (You know Google dropped the “Don’t Be Evil” motto in 2015, right?)
No Bones About It
I know, I know: some people won’t find this humerus.
Highly Efficient III
Although Texting is really giving it a run for its money.
Highly Efficient Too
Although Twitter is really giving it a run for its money.