When You Meet New People
Way, way too often. And sadly, we often elect them.
Funny
Historical Marker
Sadly, no one knows where this sign is.
Remember His Nobs
Cribbage Style: Skunk ’em, or even double-skunk ’em — and take all the Muggins you can.
Uh Oh, I Think He’s Serious
A take-off on a popular meme style: Liam Neeson threatening the kidnapper in Taken. At least most people have figured out the garbage in “clickbait” adlines, and know better than to click them. Right? Right?
My Job Interview at Petco
I didn’t reply: I just slowly walked out. I later had a problem with The Boss.
Left Hand of Darkness
The above is the one I originally found, but when I searched for a higher-resolution copy, I found it was actually a take-off on this one: Both are when you realize you’ve gone too far and try to pull out….
The Calamity Eclipsing Our Nation
Happenstance ≠ cause, but so many want to assign blame, it gets ridiculous. This is why thinking is so useful. (Illustration from NASA — and not the “Rogue” one.) You thought this was going to be something else, didn’t you? 😉
I Wonder If They…
In fact sometimes, it’s really hard to get them away from them …just like kids.
Round ’em Up
My satirical reaction to advertising that uses the boneheaded logic, “Whoever uses our product, shouldn’t you?”
When I Die
I created this one in 2015 for my Get Out of Hell Free card site — and made sure my wife saw it. Posting it here is another way to make sure she does it, because I really am serious. This is the first of a two-parter: see next post.