The 1 Percent
The best part is, the sort of people who follow me tend to be in that 1% too, which makes my day.
Funny
The Little Things
The Secret to a Good Marriage: pay attention to the little things. (This was last year, long before the The Great T.P. Hordings of 2020.)
Medical Experts
Don’t worry: they’re duly certified by Google University, with a minor in Youtube!
We Made It
The annual struggle just isn’t gonna be a struggle this year.
Damn It, Facebook!
“Click on Any Meme from 2020 to Read Why.” Only a few more days to go!
How Now, White Cow?
Photo by the Washington State Dept. of Transportation, posted with the comment, “We’ve found that this is really the best way to train our plow drivers to ensure they can concentrate while maintaining a steady hand. They drop that cow and they’re done.”
Over the Moon
By the way: if you thought getting bird crap on your windshield was bad…!
You Know, THOSE People
Sometimes, I wonder how they are able to operate a computer, pay for Internet, and know how to log on.
Truman’s Choice
“Mother, incidentally, was not amused by that picture,” said Margaret Truman Daniel, the president’s daughter, years later.
Where?!
That’s how I expect him to die, anyway. (Seriously, though, medics do need to be able to find you when you call. Mark your address clearly!)