Where?!

That’s how I expect him to die, anyway. (Seriously, though, medics do need to be able to find you when you call. Mark your address clearly!)

It’s the Law

Remember, business administrators: first it’s Halloween, then it’s Thanksgiving, and then it’s Christmas. And we’ll buy our holiday gifts whenever we damned well please — not when it’s convenient to your business needs. [Yes, this is a redo/re-queue from 2017. This is a message that needs to get out every year!]

The Backstretch

October 21 is Babbling Day (again, really). We need to go back to making holidays special, instead of “celebrating” every day.