The 1 Percent
The best part is, the sort of people who follow me tend to be in that 1% too, which makes my day.
Language
Get In the Queue
Complaints about this one? Join the queue, which currently stretches to El Salvador.
Never Odd or Even
It’s so scary that I jumped into my racecar.
Totally Appropriate
It also teaches children another important truth: the wrong words at the wrong time can lead to someone’s death.
Some Assembly Required
And the assembly guide is 240 pages!
Coming Soon
The U.S. spends more on healthcare than other rich countries, but has the worst results in lifespan and infant mortality.
Book Learnin’
Obviously this sort of thing had come up during dinner conversations before! They helped me pronounce it, and I’ve remembered it since.
Murder Scene
I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.
Let Me Google That
But it could be worse: have you seen what other people post? It’s surprising they can spell “post”!
The Stakes are High
If you see something, spell it correctly.