Sounds of Contentment
Especially when you get it on the first try. The simple things in life are so often the best.
Relationships
“How Can I Reach You?”
Note: If you call by phone, don’t leave a voicemail since it’s unlikely I’ll ever call you back: after all, I didn’t answer, did I? Start over with #1.
Soft Cookies
I won’t theorize as to the gender of that person, but will say cookies are better when they’re crunchy.
By Men, for Men
Sorry, this was sold out within an hour of announcement. Reserve early for next year! (Meanwhile, romantics will have to be content with last year’s more sappy Valentine’s meme.)
Obsession
“See, that’s exactly the problem with you! You call them ‘strangers’, but they’re my people!”
Relatively Friendly
I’d give anything to my best friend! Well, I’d at least loan it to him, but at a discounted interest rate.
Development of Expertise
So dude: are you sure you want to continue down that path of escalating lies?
What the Hell?
She sure yells a lot too. She’ll say, “Are you listening to me?” and I say “That’s a weird way to start a conversation!” and there she goes again.
Always In the Budget
Just the holidays? Nope: just a reminder that you should be doing this all the time.
Lousy Advice
Truthfully, most of them are people I’ve never heard of before, and have no idea why they would think they’re “friends.” And I have no idea why they’d show them to me again after I’ve clicked Dismiss.