“Why can’t people just do as they’re told?!” Maybe because you don’t even listen to yourself? (And yes, this is absolutely real: screenshot taken when I was renewing my passport.)
In case you wondered how your boss got to where he (or she) is.
However, it is probably fair to say you have been baited.
“Fire season” is lasting longer these days, and Smokey Bear is getting awfully tired. Be careful out there.
Real highway sign in Oklahoma. “Just $10,000? It’s … worth … it!”
Normally, we can all relate to this “caution” meme. But despite it being April 15 (“tax day” in the United States), it isn’t this year — because it’s a Saturday. But it’s not Monday, either: Washington D.C. celebrates Emancipation Day (anything for a holiday for workers there!) That is normally April 16, but that’s a Sunday, … See the Meme
Seriously: it’s so rude! (The page on the screen: My Job Interview at Petco — One of RR’s most-shared memes.)
Well, if it was someone from hell, then clearly it was a government bureaucrat.
And what do you know: the world is a lot less civilized than in his time. Holmes retired from the Court at the age of 90 years, making him the oldest Justice in the Supreme Court’s history. No, that’s not the “death” part of the title. See yesterday’s item for that.
And, um, while I cannot endorse this position, I can relay it to a wider audience. (Via This is True.)