In the Wild
Pretty much every parent in the world can instantly relate to this.
Children
Choosy Mothers
Even if vaccines did cause autism (and they don’t!), they’d still be worth it: the odds of severe disability or death are much higher than the fake risk.
Accurate Definition
But the adults typically don’t pay the teens anywhere near enough.
Don’t Squander the Opportunity
Sometimes it’s the only way to ensure a week of peace and quiet on our days off. Not feeling festive for Christmas? You’re not alone. From my blog: Blue Christmas.
Role Models
Yep: I know how to cook (and bake!), and don’t ask my wife to cater to my particular tastes. I take after …my dad.
A Diller of a Time
She ought to know: she had six children (and outlived three of them).
First Day
OK, OK. Let me see the pic of your kid.
Facebook: Not for Children
Once they fully understand, switch to something nicer, like horror stories.
Curse Cursive
I had something really interesting to say in this spot, but I can’t read my notes.
It Starts Early
Though to really advance, he needs to get rid of the helmet and really take his chances.