He Thought He Could, He Thought He Could
Typical “child actor can’t cope with adulthood” story….
Drugs & Alcohol
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One
Having the ability to think without being pressured by fools gives you such an advantage.
The Four Stages
Or to put it another way: pudgy, slender, widening, and floppy. Sigh!
It Takes a Village
“Bartender! Another vodka and 7!” “I’m your wife, not a bartender. And I really think you’ve had more than enough.”
Keep Your Priorities Straight
Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona!
For Optimum Health
My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!
Good Advice
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
Holiday Cheer
At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.
Staying in Shape
This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.
Fountain of Youth
My favorite: Sobieski Espresso vodka (Poland, made from rye — but discontinued, the bastards!) with Stirrings Espresso liqueur (USA, also discontinued).