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Drugs & Alcohol

Cattict

6 January 20256 January 2025 Categories Animals, Awwww!, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny

Of course, the DVMs are partly to blame, supplying endless refills of the drugs the catticts “need” until it’s too late.

Categories Animals, Awwww!, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny

He Thought He Could, He Thought He Could

3 July 202312 July 2021 Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Satire

Typical “child actor can’t cope with adulthood” story….

Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Satire

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One

7 December 202013 July 2020 Categories Covid, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Medical, Science, Thinking

Having the ability to think without being pressured by fools gives you such an advantage.

Categories Covid, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Medical, Science, Thinking

The Four Stages

22 June 2020 Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Getting Older, The Internal Struggle

Or to put it another way: pudgy, slender, widening, and floppy. Sigh!

Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Getting Older, The Internal Struggle

It Takes a Village

1 June 20201 June 2020 Categories Children, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, School, The Internal Struggle

“Bartender! Another vodka and 7!” “I’m your wife, not a bartender. And I really think you’ve had more than enough.”

Categories Children, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, School, The Internal Struggle

Keep Your Priorities Straight

7 December 202018 March 2020 Categories Covid, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Headlines, Wow

Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona!

Categories Covid, Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Headlines, Wow

For Optimum Health

3 February 2020 Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Medical, The Internal Struggle

My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!

Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Medical, The Internal Struggle

Good Advice

7 December 202017 January 2020 Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Medical, Online Life, Thinking, TV/Movies

Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)

Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Medical, Online Life, Thinking, TV/Movies

Holiday Cheer

28 October 202020 December 2019 Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Holidays

At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.

Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Holidays

Staying in Shape

27 November 2019 Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Holidays

This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.

Categories Drugs & Alcohol, Funny, Holidays
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