My Boss and Me
In some ways, she told me, she was “really impressed” — so why am I still laid off?
Funny
Pandemic Gambling
Huh, and here I thought “pandemic gambling” meant making a grocery run with home-made PPE.
Side Effect
From True editor Dottie in Missouri. (Yeah, I know the art is old: if it was modern they’d be reading their phone.)
More Bad News
It’s April Fool’s? Believe nothing! Trust no one online! …Just like every other day.
Be Careful What You Ask For
“The good ol’ days” weren’t always that good: we tend to forget the hard parts. Keep looking forward: better days are coming.
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
I hate autoplay videos. Ironically, newspaper sites are among the worst offenders, but of course TV news sites are pretty bad too.
Quality Time with the Kids
NOW will you support a raise for teachers (and a cut in administrators to fund it)?
Let’s Play a Game
Or “The Incredible Shrinking Toilet Paper”. (Happily, the supply chain is starting to catch up.)
Live Long and Prosper
Shake hands?! Forget it! Spock had it right all along: this is how to “live long and prosper.”
Keep Your Priorities Straight
Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona!