Quality Time with the Kids
NOW will you support a raise for teachers (and a cut in administrators to fund it)?
Funny
Let’s Play a Game
Or “The Incredible Shrinking Toilet Paper”. (Happily, the supply chain is starting to catch up.)
Live Long and Prosper
Shake hands?! Forget it! Spock had it right all along: this is how to “live long and prosper.”
Keep Your Priorities Straight
Besides, if you’re stuck at home for a month, would you rather sit there drinking water, or…? And hey! There’s a sale on Corona!
Non-Handshake Deal
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.
Even Your Friends Won’t Tell You
There are so many (SO many!) this has applied to in my life.
For the Betterment of Food
Stand firm and chant with me: “Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos! Yard of nachos!…”
Restroom Signs 2
#2 of 2 (#1 is here). I like the centaur …and the fact that the alien is hovering just a little bit higher.
Restroom Signs
#1 of 2 (#2 is here) — and no, I “don’t mean anything funny” with the labels “#1” and “#2”.
You Know Me So Well
You’ll learn a lot about yourself… and realize which friends are completely out of touch with who you are.